2020年8月27日 星期四

【中文歌詞】Tom MacDonald - People So Stupid

 



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I'm praying that the world changes soon
我祈禱著世界快點改變

Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools
不能在飛機上哈菸 但學校裡卻有烏茲

Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd
只要男的碰個奶子或是屁股就會被公審

What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?
你怎麼會期望那些放學去Hooters的小孩

We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
我們都全都是玻璃心又有戒心 我們全都有種族和性別歧視

We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
我們從小看南方公園長大 怎麼會被激到?

Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
現在胖就是美? 講個你不可以做的事來聽?

Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
開合跳 跑個步 活過42歲

Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
老兄 原本對社會比個中指就好了

And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
現在流行的是裝作受害者又玻璃心

It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
這是我的種族 我自己的身體 這是因為我是個基督徒

I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion
我討厭網路還有有意見的人

And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay fine
還有一說"白人" 大家就不爽 好喔

Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face till the shade's right
給我來個刷子 我會把我的臉塗到顏色正確為止

Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
讓我們談談墮胎 抱歉 講講它的道理

Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird
細菌在火星上是生命 但有心跳在地球上就不是生命? 太怪了

People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
人們都好白癡 為什麼你們全都這麼白癡

Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我發誓你們全都想要 這超蠢

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
人們超白癡 人們超蠢 阿不就好會哭

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我們要用完衛生紙了 這超蠢

I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride?
因為我不支持同性戀我就是酸民?

Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay tight
因為我不跟男生交往就說我歧視同性戀? 頗呵

I, for one, am not surprised the world declined along the way
對我來說 不意外世界變成這樣

Giving trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play
給小孩安慰獎就因為他們肯參與

We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy
我們討厭我們自己投出來的政客

This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy
這就是你自己決定出的民主

This is weird, it feels like this is a different year
這很怪 感覺現在不同了

If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear?
如果我自認自己是個女性 那我的蛋蛋跟陰莖會不見嗎?

Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist
孩子們想要變性 討厭男人是女權主義者

Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
憂鬱和焦慮正紅 我們太敏感了

Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it
多了80種性別 現在沒人有接受它

They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
給了他們比一般男人和女人更多的關注

What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
不矛盾嗎 當人真累

Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
專注在少數族群 忽略其他全體

Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
哈利路亞 各位 憤青救了這世界

No more plastic straws and paper, just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations
別再用塑膠吸管跟紙了 就用塑膠包住的紙吸管吧 還真是恭喜

People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
人們都好白癡 為什麼你們全都這麼白癡

Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我發誓你們全都想要 這超蠢

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
人們超白癡 人們超蠢 阿不就好會哭

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我們要用完衛生紙了 這超蠢

Look I get, it's like the world is going crazy
看著 這像這世界瘋了

Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily
校園槍擊像是每天發生

The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing
種族歧視 強姦文化 我們面對著仇恨

Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it
要改變我們身上的標籤太難了

We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation
我們變得懶惰跟自滿 害怕我們這代

We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining
我們覺得IG上憤青是在PO迷因跟抱怨

It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking
當你要行動時這會是個問題

But you're triggered, so you just cry like a baby
但你太玻璃了 所以你就當個愛哭鬼吧

People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
人們都好白癡 為什麼你們全都這麼白癡

Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我發誓你們全都想要 這超蠢

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
人們超白癡 人們超蠢 阿不就好會哭

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
來點更好的問題 我們要用完衛生紙了 這超蠢


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